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Excerpt …
'Here are just a few of the facts, painstakingly extracted from
Atlantans
In The Know …
- All directions start with, ‘Go down Peachtree …
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- Most Atlanta girls do not wear hoop skirts.
- Atlantans only know their way home and their way to work.
- Most Atlanta homes have inside plumbing.
- No one lives in Atlanta. Everyone commutes from neighboring states.
- Information Operators do not understand the words, "Hurry" or
"Emergency". These words only arouse antagonism, resentment, and
speeded-up slowness.
- If you’re standing on a corner and a MARTA bus stoops, you’re expected
to get on go somewhere.
- All authentic Southern girls have two first names, i.e., Lula Mae.
- Southern Streakers Stroll.
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