Handy-Dandy Clue: Never say, ‘In conclusion …’ This will evoke either more yawns, or applause every single time.

Scenario: You need a ten minute speech for the Civic Club. You wish to raise public awareness of whatever, relate a personal experience; and end with a message.

You would rather die than make the speech. So would my niece and that’s why she has me. But, a really good speech might bring you out from under the lectern. Because you know your audience is going to be captivated by every single scintillating word.

Give myownwriter.com the topic, the length, the points you wish to make, and be prepared for a standing ovation. Special instructions included on How To Bow Like Olivier.

Pricing will escalate sharply If you have a northern accent and get thrice the number of words into the usual speaking pattern.