Handy-Dandy Clue: Never say, ‘In conclusion …’ This will evoke either more yawns, or applause every single time.

Scenario: You need a ten minute speech for the Civic Club. You wish to raise public awareness of whatever, relate a personal experience; and end with a message.

You would rather die than make the speech. So would my niece and that’s why she has me. But, a really good speech might bring you out from under the lectern. Because y

Give myownwriter the topic, the length, the points you wish to make, and be prepared for a standing ovation. Special instructions included on How To Bow Like Olivier.

Pricing will escalate sharply If you have a northern accent and get thrice the number of words into the usual speaking pattern.